The Talented Mr. Bieber

I know it’s become fashionable to rip on Justin Bieber. That is not my intention. Please just humor me for a second.
So imagine there’s this young, good-looking, kid singer who comes out of nowhere and turns the whole music industry on its head, achieving phenomenal success and creating his own cottage market in a matter of months.
Think you know where I’m going with this?
Well, now imagine it is the year 2000.
That kid? Billy Gilman.
Who the hell is “Billy Gilman”, you ask?
That’s what he’s counting on.
You see, this “Billy Gilman” is in fact “Justin Bieber”. And neither of them are actual children.
Play along with me just a little longer, trust me. And keep in mind the state of plastic surgery within the year 2010.
Now we’re heading to picture you’re a midget with a quite great singing voice. You’ve been to each label in Hollywood, but nobody’s purchasing. Men and women don’t desire to watch a midget unless he’s in the Leprechaun suit or dancing around in a rap video. Proven fact.
But people love youngsters.
The issue is, their tastes are fickle. Kids get old. And ugly. Yesterday’s Justin Bieber is today’s Danny Bonaduce.
But not you… you stay very much the same.
So you’re smart. You’re patient. You pick and select your territories.
The country music fans of ten years ago aren’t heading to remember Billy Gilman. And if they’re, what would they be performing studying the flavor of the month pop artist their youngsters are listening to now? They wouldn’t.
Appear, I’ve only connected these two dots, who knows how far this thing goes back.
I know you’re asking yourself all sorts of questions proper now and that’s great. You have to. Since when you find the answers to those questions, when your mind is created up, you’ll come and discover me and we’ll put a stop to this. Together.
But to begin you off, you can find doctors in Canada who will change your vocal chords so you are able to sound like anybody. Just like that movie, “Face/Off”, only for real.
Next?
And prior to I leave you, if you’re thinking this is all ridiculous skylarking due to the fact midgets aren’t evil, immortal beings, they’re just “little people” like you and me, only smaller, nicely then I implore you to go out and Netflix “The Orphan”.

I know it’s become fashionable to rip on Justin Bieber. That is not my intention. Please just humor me for a second.
So imagine there’s this young, good-looking, kid singer who comes out of nowhere and turns the whole music industry on its head, achieving phenomenal success and creating his own cottage market in a matter of months.
Think you know where I’m going with this?
Well, now imagine it is the year 2000.
That kid? Billy Gilman.
Who the hell is “Billy Gilman”, you ask?
That’s what he’s counting on.
You see, this “Billy Gilman” is in fact “Justin Bieber”. And neither of them are actual children.
Play along with me just a little longer, trust me. And keep in mind the state of plastic surgery within the year 2010.
Now we’re heading to picture you’re a midget with a quite great singing voice. You’ve been to each label in Hollywood, but nobody’s purchasing. Men and women don’t desire to watch a midget unless he’s in the Leprechaun suit or dancing around in a rap video. Proven fact.
But people love youngsters.
The issue is, their tastes are fickle. Kids get old. And ugly. Yesterday’s Justin Bieber is today’s Danny Bonaduce.
But not you… you stay very much the same.
So you’re smart. You’re patient. You pick and select your territories.
The country music fans of ten years ago aren’t heading to remember Billy Gilman. And if they’re, what would they be performing studying the flavor of the month pop artist their youngsters are listening to now? They wouldn’t.
Appear, I’ve only connected these two dots, who knows how far this thing goes back.
I know you’re asking yourself all sorts of questions proper now and that’s great. You have to. Since when you find the answers to those questions, when your mind is created up, you’ll come and discover me and we’ll put a stop to this. Together.
But to begin you off, you can find doctors in Canada who will change your vocal chords so you are able to sound like anybody. Just like that movie, “Face/Off”, only for real.
Next?
And prior to I leave you, if you’re thinking this is all ridiculous skylarking due to the fact midgets aren’t evil, immortal beings, they’re just “little people” like you and me, only smaller, nicely then I implore you to go out and Netflix “The Orphan”.   – Source

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